Did a 5 km run/walk with my wife today. Beautiful blue skies, sunshine galore, a light breeze and suffering. Oh my, the suffering. People do this for fun? Masochists! The burning lungs, aching knees and shin splints - proof there is a Devil. How to purge the Great Satan's effects? Prayer? LOL! Holy water? No. Ibuprofen? Hell yes! Fire water? Hmmm. This has merit...
