Saturday, April 23, 2011

Running is the Great Satan

Did a 5 km run/walk with my wife today.  Beautiful blue skies, sunshine galore, a light breeze and suffering.  Oh my, the suffering.  People do this for fun?  Masochists!  The burning lungs, aching knees and shin splints - proof there is a Devil.  How to purge the Great Satan's effects?  Prayer?  LOL!  Holy water?  No.  Ibuprofen?  Hell yes!  Fire water?  Hmmm.  This has merit...

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

What If We All Rode Bikes?

I disagree with the leg hair thing, but otherwise I'm picking up what they're putting down: